Long distance relationship —

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Excuse me while I cry my eyes out now..

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(Source: homeiswheretheheartwaits)

10 hours ago - 8373 - source - via -

One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me: then why do they give us homework?
Whole class: .....
Teacher: .....
President: .....
Miley Cyrus: ....
Me: ....
Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
11 hours ago - 119119 - source - via -

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

11 hours ago - 168765 - source - via -

shutupandfuckmeharder:

reincarnatiion:

shutupandfuckmeharder:

I just want someone to go on a drive with me. And listen to our favorite songs and sing horribly together.

HELLOOOOOO

IM GONNA MARRYYYYY THE NIGHTTTT😘💕

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onlyblackgirl:

When white people try to tell you how they have experienced racism. 

image

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I love the way girls fuck. I love how they try so hard to be quiet, but when the right spot is stroked at exactly the right time, they can’t help but let a moan escape. I love how around family they’re so sweet and innocent, but in the bedroom they bite and moan like the bad girl they are. I love how she feels against me, and I love to hear how I feel against her. I love when our bodies combine as one and I can feel her soul intertwine with mine. I love the taste of her, I love her scent. I love the love scars she gives me. I love the way we make love.

(Source: cardmecameron)

11 hours ago - 48214 - source - via -

thecrustychicano:

sizvideos:

Video

but why do we always make everything about race…. right? 

14 hours ago - 113986 - source - via -

#TeamJackOffUntilYouPassOut2k14

(Source: tnogue)

14 hours ago - 11872 - source - via -

sirdudleyy:

Dudley’s facial expressions from the trick “come close.”

14 hours ago - 25662 - source - via -

jaiiim:

I need to be him

(Source: rory-williams)

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(Source: coachella-bound)

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craftykinkster:

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

OMFG

14 hours ago - 112601 - source - via -

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

14 hours ago - 336034 - source - via -
Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango. —(X)

(Source: mind-vacation)

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