Long distance relationship —
- Dad: Relationships are hard.
- Me: Try being in a long distance relationship. Try listening to her cry, but don’t hold her or kiss her, and text her to comfort her, because you’re literally 1,000 miles away and that’s all you can do. Try seeing her over Skype and only Skype, where sometimes the call drops and the quality isn’t great. Or how about planning a trip to go see her? But wait you can’t, because you’re having financial issues. Try explaining it to your friends, try telling them why they can’t meet her. Don’t even think of planning dates, because you’ll be the only one attending them. Try fighting with distance, that shit isn’t easy because you have distance on top of it. Try sleeping alone every night after hearing I love you and cuddling with a stuffed animal that doesn’t even do the trick because you know it isn’t her. That’s the really hard type of relationship.
- Dad: I think I’m going to cry.
- Me: Me too.
Excuse me while I cry my eyes out now..
One time in class, I got fed up
This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
why can't we watch a movie?
because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
then why do they give us homework?
Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
I just want someone to go on a drive with me. And listen to our favorite songs and sing horribly together.
IM GONNA MARRYYYYY THE NIGHTTTT😘💕
When white people try to tell you how they have experienced racism.
but why do we always make everything about race…. right?
Dudley’s facial expressions from the trick “come close.”
Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango. —(X)